i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
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This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.
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Sometimes when im sad, I just say everything that i need to say to myself. Like i literally have 1 hour (or more) conversations with myself.
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Sisters are evil
I laughed at this shit for like 5min
oh my god
#shortpeoplesrevenge
Actual Troll Master
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mirror mirror, on my wall,
i just want to be thin, pretty and tall.
mirror mirror, if i change my hair,
maybe someone will start to care?
mirror mirror, if i starve myself,
at least i’ll be beautiful, forget my health.
mirror mirror, if i cut my wrist,
will i feel like i exist?
mirror mirror, don’t you see?
what you show, is ruining me.
(via bri-yourselfalwayz)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
^ sounds like a plan
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